February 2012
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Found out at the party I hosted saturday
deepomega:
that I’m known as the “short, funny guy” by some people I only see every now and then.
I refer to you as my “cool designer LA friend”, but that probably doesn’t narrow it down much in the circles you run in! Also sometimes “the guy who saw Alex naked”.
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things that immediately turn me off when reading...
bullet points (it’s OK, this is not a cover letter)
starting your letter with “Dear Mrs. …” (never. ever. do this.)
it being 8 pages long (no, seriously)
referencing your resume (referencing your experience is great, but tell me about it, don’t be lazy)
(there are more, of course, these are just ones from today)
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spring travel!
March 23-25 San Francisco with Dia and Erin!
March 30- April 2 Baltimore for Sean’s bachelor party!
April 26/27-30 LA for BensonBrown wedding!
May 23-28 Baltimore for Shalanna wedding!
also, Mel is coming to visit next weekend for Kansas adventures!
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“Evolution is cleverer than you are.”
– Orgel’s Second Rule.
Orgel’s rules are a set of axioms attributed to the evolutionary biologist Leslie Orgel.
(via scipsy)
I appreciate the sentiment here, but I don’t like this. Evolution is not sentient. Sometimes evolution results in stupid things: Why do humans have an appendix that can...
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I thought my fag hag days were way behind me
but I’m now spending Vday with another single straight lady and two single gay dudes going to a fancy dinner and then seeing “Mama Mia” (live) and it’s going to be totally awesome!
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rhett miller: this is amber, she has something to say.
amber: um, bill, will you marry me? ... are you saying yes? I can't see you!
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January 2012
36 posts
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currently watching netflix while mother henning two bricks of cream cheese, trying to get them to soften up so I can make frosting before 7pm.
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Human feet found in Hollywood Hills near severed... →
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spiegelman:
Also, the dog who found one of the hands is named “Indiana Bones.”
“Isn’t that a dog’s name?”
“No, it’s a porno.”
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fyi:
bekkahhhh:
putting a duvet cover on a queen comforter is way damn harder than on a twin (which is the last sized comforter I owned before now).
I mentioned this at lunch today after someone mentioned “first world problems” (I still prefer “white collar problems”) and the following conversation happened:
Stephen: it’s much easier to put the duvet on if you hold...
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a (partial?) list of the animals I've eaten
mammals
cow
pig
lamb
goat
deer
rabbit
buffalo
birds
chicken
duck
turkey
goose
cornish game hen (is that different from chicken?)
quail (I’m about 80% sure, but I don’t actually remember)
emu
ostrich
seafood
fish (I’m counting all fish as one… which is crap because a lamb and a goat are way more similar than a tuna and a catfish, but too bad. all in all,...
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this is my limerick about an opossum.
Lying on the ground just ahead
Not moving, not even my head
Don’t come any closer
My smell just gets grosser
I’m just faking it, I’m not dead
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fyi:
putting a duvet cover on a queen comforter is way damn harder than on a twin (which is the last sized comforter I owned before now).
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while playing ‘hanging with friends’* against a random guy with an icon of a little black boy (my icon is a little white girl), the first word I used was “homey”, honest to god thinking “cozy” not “hey this could be totally racist”. he missed the word and retaliated with “whore”.
*’hanging with friends’ is the redheaded...
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