January 2012
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2011:
the year my mom’s weird old lady clothes saved new year’s eve.
December 2011
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“maybe your cat has autism?”
– mom
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tmi:
I wore my new christmas fleece pj pants last night, sans underpantalones if you know what I’m saying, and my vag is now full of fluff.
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causally dropped the f-bomb within one hour of seeing my parents.
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i freaking love end of year lists. send ‘em my way, internet!
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I feel that learning Kim Jong Il died during halftime at trivia is… anti-climactic?
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at 26 years of age
I took my first shot of Jager last night.
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"chinese power bottom"
“trained in the ancient art of power bottoming”
holiday greeting card sent to KU faculty/staff →
I wonder if the Chancellor actually sees the irony in being proud of an award winning art installation about the wastefulness of water being displayed on a water fountain that annually gets filled with soap (and subsequently drained) so the Greek life students can play in it.
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brunch
maybe not the best time to tell new friends my feelings on pubes.
physics-girl asked: The octopus is from an etsy shop called "marty magic."
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Mel: what is the evolutionary reason for stupidity?
me: hahahahhahaha
me: what a great question
me: of course a lot of people/traits survive that wouldn't survive without medicine/treatments
me: myopia, etc
me: i wonder what constitutes "smartness" in an evolutionary sense
Mel: hmm interesting
me: it doesn't matter if you can read or not if there are no books
me: and if you can kill a buffalo, that's better than writing a sonnet or sequencing dna
Mel: yeah, i think you'd have a wealth of common sense
Mel: basic survival skillz
Mel: that would constitute evolutionary smartness
me: but those don't matter as much now
me: we have heaters and refrigerators
me: and ovens and glasses and locks on our doors
Mel: so survival skills change relative to society
me: yes!
me: current survival skills necessary include: social networking, appearance, and being good at something (anything)
Mel: exactly!
Mel: science high five
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“anything can happen! you electrocute a pickle and someone asks you about kinky...”
– t (via youcallthisscience)
YO. I made a new tumblr (because clearly I have nothing better to do!) where I post quotes from work (with no context). mostly my boss so far. I promise we’re entertaining.
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